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May 2013

Got it stuck in my throat

michael-caine

I took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. pull my finger! i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? my lord! you're a tripod. at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! yes, i used a machine gun. it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off.

You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. pull my finger! you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't.

Slightly longer title

Beyond Victoria the public-houses were doing a lively trade with these arrivals. At all the street corners groups of people were reading papers, talking excitedly, or staring at these unusual Sunday visitors. They seemed to increase as night drew on, until at last the roads, my brother said, were like Epsom High Street on a Derby Day. My brother addressed several of these fugitives and got unsatisfactory answers from most.

None of them could tell him any news of Woking except one man, who assured him that Woking had been entirely destroyed on the previous night.

"I come from Byfleet," he said; "man on a bicycle came through the place in the early morning, and ran from door to door warning us to come away. Then came soldiers. We went out to look, and there were clouds of smoke to the south--nothing but smoke, and not a soul coming that way. Then we heard the guns at Chertsey, and folks coming from Weybridge. So I've locked up my house and come on."

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u know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! at this point, i'd set you up with a chimpanzee if it'd brought you back to the world! it's not the size mate, it's how you use it. pull my finger! you know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... yeah, don't be shy, let's have a look. you wouldn't hit a man with no trousers on, would you? when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't.

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Jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. i took a viagra, got stuck in me throat, i've had a stiff neck for hours. you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! your were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. jasper: your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for. my lord! you're a tripod. when i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! you are as precious to me as you were to your own mother and father. i swore to them that i would protect you, and i haven't. you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

When i get back, remind to tell you about the time i took 100 nuns to nairobi! yes, i used a machine gun. my lord! you're a tripod. pull my finger! i want to shoot the pigeons... off my roof. yes, i used a machine gun.